Stop Adulting, Be A Mermaid

I don't know you yet, but I know you: there's no way you haven't always dreamed of being a mermaid. Mermaids are one of the most beautiful things in the fantasy world. Who WOULDN'T want to trade their legs in for a vibrant tail and bask in the sun all day? Being an adult is boring. Paying bills is boring. Mermaids don't have bills. They have fins! Step out of the ordinary and into your wildest daydreams, and spend some time living your best merlife.